So, its been a while since I've spilled my soul to the internet. And, since then, things continue to be an adventure. I've received inappropriate gifts from weird people, been bitten three times by a kid, and have locked myself out of my apartment. Or, rather, my key snapped in half, then I was out. Ive made friends, and spent Christmas with one of them. And, so did Bailey Beagle. She's still quite an impressive dog.

My house currently has a mouse. It's gross. And disturbing. And, of course, Bailey does not appear to have any interest in killing it. I set up a trap, which doesn't appear to be working. Maybe Bail will be more interested once it has already died.

At any rate, I shall continue sipping on Woodchuck and watching family Guy reruns until I hear a delightful "SNAP!"